Review: Lost on Planet China
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For those of you wondering if I am still alive, the answer is a firm yes. My lack of updates can be wholly attributed to the chaos that surrounds a major life decision; in this case, it’s my husband and I deciding to move to China for a year (or three) that has deprived me of my usual updating schedule. By the way, we are still trying to figure out what this move will mean for Shelf Life, but there is a chance it will not be a regular part of our new life overseas.
Understandably, I’ve been reading a ton on the Middle Kingdom lately. I’ve read 3 travelogues on China recently, to the effect that they are all beginning to blend weirdly in my head. Rather than bore you with THREE accounts of the same, I will post just the review of the one I liked best, from favorite author J. Maarten Troost:
I remember quite clearly one fine spring day in Arkansas, where I found myself negotiating a moving truck from a nearby UHaul distrubutor from the pleasant confines of a Barnes and Noble. With travel on my mind, I wandered over to travel essays, and found myself drawn to <i>Lost on Planet China: The Strange and True Story of One Man’s Attempt to Understand the World’s Most Mystifying Nation or How He Became Comfortable Eating Live Squid</i>. I had never heard of this J. Maarten Troost fellow, and I had no idea he had actually written two other uproariously funny travel essays. I did know that I had recently been in China, I was constantly surprised by how much I missed it, and that this Troost fellow absolutely <i>nailed</i> what it was like to be a passenger in China.
But being the completely bonkers type-A person that I am, I pulled myself away from Troost’s experiences in China and sought his books out in chronological order. Finally, FINALLY, I was able to finish this marvelous tome on what is truly, one of the weirdest, most complex nations today. And one that I will soon find myself living in.

By far the most entertaining of the many adventures-in-China books out there
Genre: nonfiction, travel
Plot: Troost and his wife, Sylvia, have had just about enough of American suburbia. But while she’s thinking Monterey would be a good alternative, he’s heard mysterious things about China and decides to embark on an extended trip there. He spends over 6 months (I think it’s closer to 8, actually, but he never says explicitly) traveling from one end to the other, seeking to understand this chaotic country. From frozen, psuedo-Russian Harbin to austere Lhasa, Troost makes an impressive tour for one little laowai on his own.
Structure: Considerably longer than his previous books, Troost writes a whalloping 24 chapters telling of his adventures in chronological order.
Execution: I am still undecided as to which I liked better, The Sex Lives of Cannibals or this one. The former was much funnier, but the latter is definitely Troost’s best prose. He writes about some pretty unique experiences, like hiking Tiger Leaping Gorge, visiting Tibetan monestaries, and eating live squid; this I appreciated muchly, because I felt like not only had I traveled with him, I had gotten a feel for places in China that I will probably never experience personally (and isn’t that the goal of good travel writing?). I will probably never get to see the Great Wall, but now I know not to bother with the Traditional Medicine Clinic. This is advice you can probably get in other books, but not in such an entertaining fashion.
He’s still carrying the political writ he acquired in Getting Stoned with Savages, though, and that was a bit of a downer. Yes, I know, the government of China is hardly up for the Nobel prize, but his scathing commentary on both the Chinese and American political situation was often below the belt, and honestly, seemed like negativity for negativity’s sake. But still, I will forgive him because he seems like a very nice Dutch/Czech Canadian, and perhaps he can teach this native Texan something about being an American.
Theme: China (various cities), Tibet, Macau, Hong Kong, Chinese transportation, Chinese politics, the Chinese approach to the environment
Read this if you have been, or plan to, visit China anytime soon; you will learn many interesting things that will help you adjust in that too often startling land, or will smile and wistfully remember your time in there.
3 out of 5 stars
Other works:
The Sex Lives of Cannibals
Getting Stoned with Savages
If you liked this, you might also like:
How to Cook a Dragon – Linda Furiya
Serve the People – Jen Liu-Lin
Fried Eggs with Chopsticks – Polly Evans
The Fortune Cookie Chronicals – Jennifer Lee

